我要一篇200字的英语幽默短文
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英语幽默：Second
language
A
mother
mouse
was
out
for
a
stroll
with
her
babies
when
she
spotted
a
cat
crouched
behind
a
bush.
She
watched
the
cat,
and
the
cat
watched
the
mice.
Mother
mouse
barked
fiercely,
"Woof,
woof,
woof!"
The
cat
was
so
terrified
that
it
ran
for
it's
life.
Mother
mouse
turned
to
her
babies
and
said,
"Now,
do
you
understand
the
value
of
a
second
language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”
Catch
a
cold
得感冒
During
the
fight,
the
boxer
swiped
the...
woof，猫听了非常害怕.
".
Mother
mouse
turned
to
her
babies
and
said;s
life,
"。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说,
the
boxer
swiped
the
air
furiously.
Mother
mouse
barked
fiercely;How
am
I
doing,
"
The
cat
was
so
terrified
that
it
ran
for
it'.
She
watched
the
cat;
he
asked
the
coach
at
the
end
of
the
round?"Well;he
might
feel
the
wind
and
catch
a
cold,
but
could
not
hit
his
opponent;
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，汪”，拼命跑走了，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。”
Catch
a
cold
得感冒
During
the
fight，汪,
and
the
cat
watched
the
mice!"：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧;Woof?",
",
if
you
keep
this
up：Second
language
A
mother
mouse
was
out
for
a
stroll
with
her
babies
when
she
spotted
a
cat
crouched
behind
a
bush;Now,
do
you
understand
the
value
of
a
second
language英语幽默;
replied
the
coach。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪.
",".",
woof
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英语幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”
Catch a cold 得感冒
During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.
"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."
